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canadia-eh: outerspacecake: rocketslime: loweryi: kheradactyl: julianunes: tyleroakley: Queen is back. This is eerie. jaw on the floor Holy shit. oh my god I got teary-eyed while watching this because this video makes me so freaking happy.
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: It only sounds like rape because she makes sounds with him that she never makes with you.
Man let me tell you something, people who draw wings and all that in their characters, i respect you literally, because omg… The patience like holy shit… Anyway a dragon lady from Yu-Gi-OhDrawing like there’s no tomorrow because these
Did i hear correctly that they are gonna keep the racist asshole on one side and the amazing African American lady on the other because racist assholes complained?
gudroo: yiffmaster: kilophrite: No swear zone why’s this look like a frame from a sfm porn animation did some investigating and its because it is
We Want You
sasstricbypass: vicarious–vagabond: apparently michaela dietz recorded lines for like, random pedestrians in GTA V and someone pulled all of them out of the game and i’m losing my mind because her speaking voice is her ‘amethyst’ voice
Fuck, I spent about 5 minutes drawing this dickweed and almost half an hour messing with the text. Kankri is righteous and true, please do not steer him from the path of social sensitivity. He is the greatest homestuck character because everything he
afloweroutofstone:I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it
titleknown:digg:Pinocchio doesn’t have shit on this puppet that’s basically human already.Reblogging because holy shit that is a really good puppet/puppeteer…Duuuude! Impressive O-o
ronchronchronch: Wood and Coipel’s X-Men #1. holy fuck
cooladult: hey guys yeah, josh macedo deleted and left a snarky “stay neat” message as his blog title, don’t go to his blog though because he put an ad on it, dont generate revenue for this fuckbag i cant believe this
npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and I’m cracking up, because it’s like what’s yr secret life~*~ and in my head I’m going “uh I write 10,000 word tomes of slow build jjba fic.”
milklex: milklex:i can’t take radioactive by imagine dragons seriously because every time i listen to it i think of that fucking mike wazowski video
greed-the-dorkalicious: because-im-freaking-greed: greed-the-dorkalicious: The fight in the restaurant at the beginning of Battle Tendency sounds fucking exactly like one of those made-up-for-notes posts holy shit Honestly, it’s even worse.I was
fullmetalwindbreaker:got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer)
Someone get me off of the Google picture search right now because I’m ready to cry because holy shit these weapons are just too fucking beautiful oh my god.
skeletree: hungrylikethewolfie: inkdot: This weekend I was told a story which, although I’m kind of ashamed to admit it, because holy shit is it ever obvious, is kind of blowing my mind. A friend of a friend won a free consultation with Clinton Kelly
lovelybeam: lovelybeam presents: A REALLY FUCKING AWESOME GIVEAWAY Yes. We are ALL SHITTING BRICKS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT 5 YEARS AND OUR PRAYERS ARE BEING ANSWERED. Watch we’re secretly getting trolled. So. See this beautiful DS? It’s highly
ganonsrealm: sheikofthesheikah: cosplayinamerica: No idea who this character supposed to be. #AnimeBoston ( source : http://ow.ly/uQyW8 ) sOMEONE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF MAJORA’S WRATH???? Reblogging because that is absolutely terrifying and amazing
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
mamoru:HUGE NEWS: gouletpens has announced they will be discontinuing all noodler’s products. this is MAJOR, because gouletpens was largely responsible for noodler’s becoming popular to begin with. and they are (…were?) personal friends
epochayur: frostpebble: public service announcement: I LOVE CLOUDS NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I LOVE CLOUDS……… I love airplanes because I can just sit and LOOK AT CLOUDS from UP CLOSE and I try to take pictures out the window because HOLY SHIT
just-shower-thoughts: It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.
thejaegerbasement: i really need the motivation eren jaeger has because holy fucking shit
cazarts: So I’ve been gone for a while, mostly because work has been pretty intense for quite some time, but I think I’m ready to get back into posting stuff on a regular(ish) basis. For now though all I have are warm up sketches that I’ve compiled
pingnova: I love mother mother because it’s like [twangy upbeat folk melody about suicidal ideation]
metalgirlysolid: silvermoon424: the-entire-furry-fandom: jyostar: Isaac Newton was a poor farmboy who got sent to school by chance, because his father saved a nobleman’s life and the nobleman wanted to repay the favor by funding his son’s education.
bronyparctears: Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person
askkounoi: Fem!Koujaku design assuming that this is Koujaku born as a woman. Since her family didn’t need her (because the yakuza boss/her father needed a son), she technically would have never met her fate with Ryuuhou.
curlyconundrum: THIS IS WHO I AM! (cries because I love garnet and steven universe so much)
unapologeticwhore: titsmcgrits: asleepylioness: wetheurban: DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm
wolfstar-thunderfrost: queenofadodi: cap-out-of-time: schwoozie: [x] ooc: Reblogging because holy shit. Shit is real. O_O DAMN! I don’t care if I already reblogged this, but this is too badass not to reblog. Let this be a lesson and a threat
dynastylnoire: suillira: misandry-mermaid: scandalouslyfollowing: nuric: cap-out-of-time: schwoozie: [x] ooc: Reblogging because holy shit. I aspire to be this woman when I’m older. YASSSSSSS! This woman was born before women were legally
spiderfires: junsuisilly: 🌻🌻🌻 Rebooting this because it’s amazing cosplay and I want it to get way more notes because holy shit it’s cool
cantstop-love: scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then
thedeadlygrips: don’t cry because it ended, because it happened!
cas-why-the-wormstache: whyhellotheredearsir: THIS WAS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I’M STILL NOT CONVINCED THAT WAS ENTIRELY ANIMATION BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. THIS WAS SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST SHIT AND WHEN IT PLAYED BEFORE MONSTER’S UNIVERSITY
ask-irl-titaneren: cosplay-help: cosfluff101: portlybibliophile: livebetterr: How to make your own dress form HOLY SHIT, ATTENTION ALL COSPLAYERS.c oh, hey, we didn’t have a tutorial last tuesday because I’m a dumb and I put this one to post
Holy shit the party was awesome. Everyone had amazing costumes, and we were the only ones who dressed up for the haunted house. Everyone was cheering on my husband for his costume, and he won the wrestling match too. It was awesome.
moewave: christaofficial: combatskirt: “isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!” I hate this post because it implies that this
theogb13:when your son asks you where babies come from, but you don’t know because your wife was a space rock
amovible: aabeliever22: A palestinian Arab women sitting beside a Jewish Israeli IDF soldier.This Israel. We do want to live in peace with eachother. Really?Because when I went there I wasn’t even allowed to fly in the countryI went through JordanI’m
The rare book library at Yale University has no windows..because the walls are made of translucent marble.
spectredeflector: Mettaton Makeup because lots of folks asked for it, and what can I say? I love me a gay robot. My wig is from here, and your 10% discount code is “SPECTRE10″!
phemiec: OH MY GOD My girlfriend just pointed out that, because Garnet was actually the first cross-gem fusion, and homeworld had NEVER seen that before, it is basically 100% guaranteed that Garnet is the one who gave them the idea for the cluster. No
bifurpawz: toonskribblez: zombiedogdraws: bienenkiste: Ph. Lobke Leijser I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
jedavu: A Sprawling Wall-Sized Mural Drawn With Only a Black Sharpie by Sean Sullivan After 7 long months of obsessively scribbling away on a large wall, artist Sean Sullivan “threw in the towel,” in part because he had exceeded his allotted time
oneandonlygabriel: steegeschnoeber: oneandonlygabriel: I really, REALLY wish you could read this article about a father who started wearing skirts because his son likes to wear skirts and dresses and he wants his son to feel strongerLike, holy shit,
brohoes: and in the background is kiku nosebleeding somewhere because holy shit and al cosplaying naruto just because *england and sasuke are both voiced by noriaki sugiyama. even though I knew they had the same VA I never imagined this…..*A*
reamsofpaper:carleecochina: daddyfuckedme: PLEASE VOTE FOR THIS MAN WE CAN DO THIS Holy shit u go Glen Coco I’m glad to see a viable populist platform. Even if he’s a socialist… “Even if he’s a socialist” SOCIALIST IS NOT A DIRTY WORD
easyobsession:moseby:walkoftheshameless:Reunitedbeautiful He’s smiling because they’re finally out of the goddamn lobby.
snake-ventricle: lapunk-lazuli: I love these ref pictures of fiddleford because— If this hits 3000 notes I swear to god I’ll do a remake in cosplay just for fun because holy shit
wakraya: So, yesterday I remembered that Dogs like having something that smells like their owner to be more comfortable at night, and of course it sparked a headcanon that when Jade sleeps alone, she likes having a pile of her friends’ shirts because
mylittlepeasants: mexicalories: wutdalump: 26thfloor: stfuslag: sweet. Jesus. sorry for reblogging porn i have to reblog this again because holy shit holy fuck
drwannabe: drwannabe: my boy Flex Lewis. holy shit. reblogging this because holy shit To keep the trend, Holy shit.
Note to self: never draw a car again
whitneysalgado: Garnet from Steven Universe. I had just recently started watching the series and she is my favorite design so far. I really liked that she’s a fusion because those two are adorable.
sarcastictexas: So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice. Needless to say, I noticed.